My aunt had us go to her class room (She's a teacher) to help her set up for the year, so I was gone working all day. Eventually, our aunt had to go to a teacher meeting, and me and my sis had a spazz with M & Ms. We named M & Ms after our characters, and then played with them as if RPing. Then my sister ate Seven and Scorpion, and Red, and Syra and Magna got crushed by scissors. Then I went to the bathroom, and the toilet flushing was so loud, and it scared the firck out of me and I couldn't stop screaming.
Then we walked the dog, and I brought a metal baseball bate with me cause I was feeling a bit insane and sadistic. I ended up beating the crap out of inanimate objects, and I felt pretty good about it, too.
Me: *destroys a tree stump with the baseball bat*
Lawyer: Higurashi moment?
So then when we ran across this intimidating HUGE ant hill, and my sis told me to smash it with the bat, so I did, and then I higurashi laughed and frolicked. Lawyer says I look really cartoony when I skip like that. I really only skip like that when I'm feeling sadistic and insane.
NO MORE BASEBALL BATS FOR YOU, AKUNO, THEY ARE A BAD INFLUENCE WHEN YOU BEAT THE CRAP OUT OF STUFF!!!!
But I like the violence!
YOU CAN'T BECOME A PSYCHOTIC KILLER, FIGHT IT, AKUNO!!
ANYWAYS, I have to clean my room.
A goodbye kiss for you:
Akunokishi the sadistic, spazztastic, amazing, frolicking, fedora wearing chimera of doom.