I got stabbed underneath my frickin toenail.
By the non pointy side of a sewing needle. For the second day in a row. And I don't even know how this one got on the floor.
Bloody hell, it was painful. I've come to the conclusion that the eye of the needle is more painful than the needle itself that is desinged for stabbing. Although it seems as if the "safe" part of the needle is the most efficient for stabbing FLESH. But I think pulling the needle out of my toe was actually the worst part of my experience.
And you guys seem reallllyyy concerned for my well being, but I won't need to visit a hospital for a sewing needle. The stab wounds are relatively harmless and nothing more than flesh wounds. The only possible problem is that it could get stuck in me or something.
And my toe could get infected, but that's why I've been running it under warm waterrrrr. It hurts a lot, but I mean, I'm just laughing my ass off here because I'm hilarious. AHAHA.
Wellll, this has been great. Now I am limping on both feet.
And terrified of moving them in fear of MORE needles that magically appear on my floor.